The Big Lunatic

The Big Lunatic desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would often break. It was considered to be a curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

The Big Lunatic found a big sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Big Lunatic always carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes worship. It should be a funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be sublime. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes of all things.

The Big Lunatic often carried a set of lego that they would often smash. It would have been a peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Lunatic looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes embrace. It should be a bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be breathtaking. A bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

The Big Lunatic always kept a bat to drop. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the thing that was chosen.