Blue Lunatic

Blue Lunatic desperately desired a pint of beer that they sometimes share. It might be a strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. A pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

Blue Lunatic desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is exciting. A bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

Blue Lunatic found a sword that they would sometimes drop. It might be a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

Blue Lunatic desperately wanted a melon that they would cuddle. This seems to be a different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was amazing. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was opted for.

Blue Lunatic searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally worship. It was a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

Blue Lunatic had a bag of poop that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a fairly strange exercise, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of poop being the item selected.