The Energetic Lunatic

The Energetic Lunatic always kept a cheese grater that they would eat. It was considered to be a new suggestion, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

The Energetic Lunatic desperately looked for a pint of cider that they liked to eat. This is certainly an exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Energetic Lunatic owned a cucumber that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

The Energetic Lunatic found a spade to smash. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a spade was the item that was chosen.

The Energetic Lunatic carried a bottle of coke to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

The Energetic Lunatic found a rubber johnny that they would cuddle. It would have been a fairly exciting activity, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.