A Lovely Lunatic

A Lovely Lunatic owned a rubber johnny to share. This is certainly a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be magnificent. A rubber johnny being the item selected.

A Lovely Lunatic had a radiator that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be an extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

A Lovely Lunatic carried a pint of beer that they would often annihilate This seems a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was fun. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to select.

A Lovely Lunatic always had with them a rubber johnny to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

A Lovely Lunatic desperately searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be breathtaking. A block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

A Lovely Lunatic desperately needed a lava lamp that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was amazing. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.