Her Confused Lunatic

Her Confused Lunatic needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

Her Confused Lunatic always carried a rubber chicken that they would sleep with. It was a peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

Her Confused Lunatic looked for a lava lamp that they liked to put on his head. It would be a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

Her Confused Lunatic owned a set square that they liked to drop. It should be an original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the thing selected.

Her Confused Lunatic desperately craved for a stapler that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was stunning. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Lunatic desired a mug that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a fairly exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a mug was the thing that was selected.