A joke about logic - "The Insufficiency Ailment of Logic"

It is with tremendous concern that I have today the unfortunate consideration of notifying you, the people, that logic has indeed (recently) suffered a tremendous ailment of insufficiency and is currently under our care at a specific yet unspecified regional location.

Logic was received this past fortnight and quickly placed under observation. Logic's particular care has been assigned to our finest metaphysicians whom are urgently awaiting some specific detail of notification upon which we will update you, the people, at our earliest possible convenience.

It is both our hope and our expectation that logic will make a full recovery and come out of this societal ineptitude even better than before. Our hopes and prayers are together with logic for this moment as we do tend to navigate ourselves about in areas with other people and finding (quite frankly) that the current absence of logic is not only notable, but often enough, seemingly somewhat inappropriate.