LMFAO
You and my dad, man. When we were moving to CO from NJ when I was a kid, at one rest stop he locked the keys to the car in the car, AND the keys to the UHaul in the UHaul. With the dog and cat inside. In the middle of BFE.
And that was the second time on that road trip he had locked keys in one of the vehicles. After that, mom took the cat's leash and tied the keys to his belt loop. Which was a good thing, because he almost did it again, and was yanked back into the car by the leash! LOL
But in the trunk of a scooter is next level!