- If you ever stain a t-shirt, simply outline the stain with a sharpie and write any random name beside it. It will make it look as though you visit islands.
- If a public bathroom door is locked you must not forget to try to open it repeatedly and give the person using the bathroom paralyzing anxiety.
- If your girlfriend is pissing you off, text her "He's busy" and just turn your phone off.
- If you're not sure whether you want kids, go date a single mother. You'll find out if kids are for you and if not, you can easily bail out anytime.
- If you're reading something on your phone and the text is too small, you can put your phone in a glass of water and your phone screen will get instantly magnified.
- If you record silence and play it back really loudly, you'll actually save money on noise cancelling headphones.
- If you have parked your car illegally, you can avoid parking tickets by leaving your wipers turned on at maximum speed.
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