WHAT'SUP AT FUNAAB

Masters is not easy oooo,chia,na wa oooo,well the grace of God keeps me going. So have resumed school for sometimes and amma tell you i was finding it kind of funny before but i think have woken up to reality.
Funaab is a very stressful place to be and they can wear you out if you are not careful,and the lectures there are hmmmm,dont let me say before someone go and carry my name to senate.
We begin lectures last week and i was shocked when the lecturer entered and was like you guys are masters students take topic go and form notes chia,if i had known would have held my shock absolver along,another lecturer came it and said the same thing, yeh i kawo leri,mehh this is going to be hard oo,but some lectures that were nice enough came and give us notes of 300 pages,imagine who does that,when we no be machines. So lately have being doing lots and lots of reading infact my head wanna burst ooo, as you are reading one,another one is coming,as you are reading one,another one is bringing head,may God help me sha,well enough of the lectures aspect.

Now to the funny parts,everyone would open their mouth wide when i metion am a masters students,na wa oo,is masters only for Old people,and all these yeye people be like sorry you are in 100l right,( you will be in 100l) am not oo,am a masters student,wow,wow,wow like the siren of am ambulance,that is why its good to be tall (sobs)

Also i was nominated as the VP for postgraduate election,but guess what on the manifesto day,i ran away,i went and hide oo,see people,and that was how i was not elected well i dont really care cos am not a politics person.

Hmmmm,all these small small boys here,they no no their mates again,imagine a 200l guy should be asking for my number,well am not saying its bad,but wetin i wan taken 200 level guy do,he cannot sartisfy me ( voice of Regina the 18th years old nollywood actress) well its not their faults.

Also the school has this funny saying of i dont have time,i dont have time,pls whay are you using time to do very funny.

Another new story was the story of a guy telling me to borrow him N1000 i told him i dont have and he was like i know everthing about you,i will treat your fuck up,lol imagine that nonsense,o told him guy you cannot do anything,he was saying you are claming big girl nao,i will treat your fuck up,well to hell with him
Have made a lots of friends here but the funny things is most of them are muslims,Ibrahim,Zanub,Fawas,Jubril,Moshood,spdiq,Lamah,Blessing e.t.c.

Well,that is just few of what has being happening here. School life no easy at all oo.

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