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We have a habit of employing the worst humoured ones who only smile as they count their gold doubloons ;0D

Hey..! I'm a contractor and I could quite possibly work in a Scottish city in the future.., I'm keeping well away from your beard though... ;)

I knew you were a contractor! :0)

Glasgow has quite the market for it, come, join us!!

I knew you were a contractor!

And I thought the association with contractors was golden doubloon's, not slavering maniac's? ;)

It's a tad far for me to travel, but I might end up there one of these days if there's bugger all in the north west.

We have lots from the north west, some of them are even alright ;0)