HONEST TAG LINES OF STEEMIT,DTUBE AND YOUTUBE.

McDonalds: “Tiny portions with fat to keep you hungry.”

Coca Cola: “Sugar.Water.Sugar.”

eBay: “Whatever you desire, we have. Could be stolen, broken or fake.”

Apple: “We are expensive. We are overrated. You'll still buy.”

Blackberry: “We try.”

KFC: “Cooking Oil disguised as Chicken.”

Samsung: “We make good phones with useless applications.”

Nintendo: “Same games with different names.”

Instagram: “Keep scrolling, keep lowering self- esteem.”

Amazon: “"A safer version of eBay.”

Android: “May not look nice, but performs perfectly.”

Nike: “Clothing made for the sportiest, worn by the laziest.”

VolksWagen: “We own more than you think.”

Snapchat: “If it wasn't on our platform, it's not true”

Google: “Privacy? Pfft.”

Microsoft: “You use us because we are the default.”

Paypal: “Always there when your purse isn't.”

Youtube: “Turning untalented people famous.”

D-tube : "We can pay you more "

Steemit: "We only pay for good content"

Starbucks: “However easy, we misspell your name.”

Twitter: “We don't understand how to use it ourselves.”

Ikea: “We give out instructions you'll never use.”

Facebook: “Once you join, you Remain.”

Instagram : You need to login facebook first.

Lego: “Takes only one step to make a grown man cry.”

Versace/Supreme: “We can sell holes named as cloth, hype beast would buy anyways.”

Adidas: “Collaborate.Collaborate.Collaborate.”