Sometimes I'm torn wondering if the people that talk like that are pulling the piss to see how far they can push getting taken seriously and simply being o_O

I raised an eyebrow so dramatically that had we been underwater there would be a tsunami of epic proportions rolling out in all directions.

I laughed. A lot. XD

Help you discern the... shape... of the thing!?

And mentally repeated that sentence exactly like that XD

In fairness that would actually be a pretty good description either as part of text or even in dialogue, it was just the context that's silently killing me.