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There were three doctors coming out of a restaurant after lunch. Across the street they saw a man walking with great difficulty. He would take a step but his right leg would shake with a terrible spasm. Since the doctors were competitive they bet they could diagnose the problem. The first doctor was a psychiatrist and he said that the man had a traumatic experience as a child and now he walks with this twitch. The second doctor disagreed and said that the man had a traumatic injury to his muscles and that is why he had the twitch. The third doctor disagreed and said that it was skeletal and at one point the pelvis was injured.

To find out who was right, they crossed the street and asked if he would confirm the diagnosis … and he agreed.

The psychiatrists started off with his thoughts about it being a childhood emotional trauma but the man interrupted him and said … "No you are 100 percent wrong!!!"

The second doctor started explaining his diagnosis about it being an injury to his muscles but again the man interrupted and said … "No you are 100 percent wrong!!!"

The third doctor was confident and started with his diagnosis but again the man interrupted and said … "No you are 100 percent wrong!!!"

What is wrong then the three doctors asked …

The man replied...

I thought I had to pass some gas and I was 100 percent wrong!!!

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