Yo. What's up? What's the gist?

I think I start every post with an excuse as to why I was away and how I plan to get back on track.

Truth is, I've come to terms with the fact I'll write on Steemit whenever I want.

(If you want to read more of my stuff on the DAILY, you can just join my newsletter here)

Anyway.

Nothing has really changed around these parts. Same ol' people, doing their thaaang.

Well, I wouldn't really know though. I follow 6 people and only one of them posts regularly (she has a small butt but what can you do, no one is perfect @eveuncovered).

But that's my mojo. I don't like to follow many people. All my social media are me following <10.

That said, I'd like some suggestions. If you think I should follow someone, please comment below...

BUT WAIT! NOT YET.

There are some requirements they have to meet.

My extremely high standards (or why I'm a high brow cunt)

First of all, if you suggest yourself, shame on you, you narcissistic fuck.

If you thought about doing it and now you changed your mind, shame on you again.

You should have conviction in yourself. If your stuff is good, it shouldn't matter what I tell you.

OK, now the real stuff.

1. No news accounts

I don't care about some shitcoin. I don't care about your speculations. I don't care about your fat friend who told you XRP is the next BTC.

Just fuck off with your fake enthusiasm and your "serious concern about the future of crypto". Nerd.

2. People who take pictures with their mouth open

The sign of inferior genetics.

Are you afraid of people, champ?

They usually have a neckbeard, wear glasses, and have a weak chin. Stay away.

3. Feel good/platitudes

Ugh. Enough with the sterile content.

Every edgy, slightly above-average-IQ shithead, reads a book about stoicism and writes summaries, presenting them as his/her own insights.

I don't want your pleb brain in my vicinity. Go jerk-off somewhere else.

4. Techy crowd

*vomits *

Sure, technology is great but your obsession with it says a lot about your real life experiences.

No, AGI isn't right around the corner.
No, YOU won't go to Mars.
No, Elon Musk isn't the best.

5. Poor and unlucky people

Nothing wrong with struggling in your 20s. For some people, being poor isn't a choice. But I'm not talking about material wealth.

I'm talking about mindset.

Poor is temporary, cheap is forever.

I don't want people who hate selling, hate everyone who makes money, hate when someone makes money from selling.

These people are generally unlucky in their lives. And it's their fault.

Who wants to be near unlucky individuals?

I'll probably add more in the future but that'll suffice for now.

What I DO want to see in the comments:

Genuine, authentic individuals.

1. Posts and thoughts, derived from real life, tested through fire and sacrifice.
2. Love photography, unless it's generic.
3. Interesting individuals >>> content

Now I'm bored. I don't want to write more.

Just tell me who to follow, freak bitches.

-Thatredbeardguy