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RE: Hold It In and Keep Things Simple

in #life6 years ago

I think if I would have gone with the original plan and shut my mouth about my day, maybe more would have noticed the art. I don't know why I must insist on murdering my art posts every time. This one goes along with a few others and I'll be writing up a series of posts to go along with it, eventually.

Those people who said the stork brings the babies were on quack, because it's actually a duck who does it and you have proof in the form of shit stains.

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LOL! That makes sense. Ducks are so lovable, of course they bring other lovable things. The shit they drop is just a preparation for parenthood.

I like reading about your day. I'm just easily distracted, so when I look at your art and read I incorporate the two. I'm sure you have better art interpreters than me :)

There are probably professional interpreters out there attempting to figure out how the words and art are connected, which is why they don't vote. They don't teach rambling in school. The title and name of the art are connected. It would be nice if birds could just hold it in. I googled why birds shit on things. They're marking places to land with their flashy white excretions. My bike isn't land though and someone should teach these damn birds the difference between rocks and things I like kept clean.

Maybe put one of those fake owls on it. The owl might catch some of the poop.

I found this thing at my dad's farm during a flood.
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I had no idea what it was until now.

It's a shit collector.

Is that a Garfield shit collector? I think Garfield might like that.

All these farms you talk about. They sound nice.