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Funny story and very very funny description of the green eyes :D
you have a different way of describing stuff and your words are always like you - very very unique!

there's so many of those eh?

jealousy sucks but envy would lead one to hurting another person - am glad your Mom cut the conversation short :)

I am glad she pooped out too. I can imagine the conversation would have become a tad more heated than it had any right to be. He is a loser!!

I read this offline and thought .. damn.. you just got hit by one, too?
they should wear blue contacts haha
or .. get a brain colonoscopy is there such a thing hahaha :D

I will go for the brain coloscopy! It sounds like a fine thing to have. Sort of ;O)

hahahaha you don't need one hahahaha

Hahaha, probably not!!!