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Oh I could attest to that. Whenever I read your posts I always wear sunglasses.

The SUN will have a SON soon.

Isn't that a bizarre prophecy, when there are two sun's or some such tosh.

I shall have to tread carefully

Something about the younger sun absorbing the older one, or some sort. Pay that no mind, duderrific. Pay that no mind.

Hmmm. Yes, Perhaps...