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When she is too tired to stand I tell her to sit down. That apparently isn't a solution for her, and yet it works for my body every time.

I get the feeling whoever bugged me is really, really disappointed. Tonight they documented me explaining to the children how to make blueberry muffins.

They will be frantically trying to decide the meaning behind blueberry muffins. They will think there are darker things afoot!!!