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RE: Bigfoot porn, dirty socks, and cook books for sale. A true story.
“Oh, yeah I bet those feet stink so good.”
God dammit.
Enjoyed this a lot, man. You put a lot into it. I would be interested in learning more about the Amazon publishing. I wrote one joke book over the summer and I haven't made a single sale. Perhaps I should do porn. Write it, I mean.
Cheers!
Gimme the link to your book and I'll take a look at your cover, title, and blurb. Keywords are the most important thing for getting noticed though.
https://www.amazon.com/99-Jokes-Kids-Rhymes-Learn-ebook/dp/B01NBXN6B7/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1505311583&sr=8-10&keywords=99+jokes+for+kids
This is totally constructive feedback from someone who made all the mistakes.
The 99 on the book cover looks like gg.
The picture on the cover speaks to an age group that can't read yet.
The blurb doesn't speak to your desired age group.
The text in the book should be much larger since it is for kids. The jokes should also be spaced out a little more. The font should be more playful.
Don't explain the jokes.
Put your best jokes first since they are the ones people will see when they click the "look inside" button.
There are cover artists and blurb writers on Fiverr that can put a lot of polish on your book for just a few bucks. You can probably even get someone to format it too. I've paid people on there to promote my books but I haven't had good results with the promoting part.
Thanks for the criticisms. Yeah, the damn gg. I will take it down and mess around with formatting and see about getting a new cover and blurb.
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