Make a note yourself for next Sat night.print out some signs ' I am ill', Use at least 72 print so it can be seen, glue the sign to a piece of cardboard, sew the cardboard to the front of a beanie ready for next Sun morning/ afternoon.
Then when you make the grand entry, with the dressing gown flaring like a cloak, sign on your head, collapsing into your favourite chair even Little Boom will know you are suffering.
P.S. put the garbage out Sat night while the beer is keeping the cold at bay.
You really know my style. That is exactly how I enter the room, my dressing gown flaring out like a cloak!
I am thinking of putting the bins out on a Saturday night lol!