This autonomy ability that spiders have speaks to an existential conundrum that we all face. I know, I know. There he goes again rambling about deeper truths than what truly is. Indulge me for a minute, as I feel that everything would make sense in the end. This would only take an hour to read, so not that tedious.

It's quite pragmatic on the spider's end to be able to sacrifice is appendage for the sake of securing its safety. I think this is the manifestation of that adage "sacrifice a few for the good of the many." After all, the Vulcan that coined that is known for ruthless pragmatism, but I digress. On the flip side, having the ability to regrow limbs would mean that it could very well just take any limb for granted. This speaks volumes to thoughts about obsolescence, which I'm sure many of us can relate to.

Scientifically speaking, the discarded leg still moves because of neural commands already embedded before the amputation. But, if we look at it as every leg having a mind of its own, it's surely contemplating sadness and anger towards its former host for casually leaving it to die.

So, what am I trying to get at with all of this? If we choose to sacrifice our time to read long drawn out comments in favor of shorter, spammier ones then we follow the way of the spider with regard to prioritization. That is all. And, with regard to GIFs of spiders...

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