Climate change not real? Try this on for size!

I'm going to try a new tactic on the climate change deniers:

How about we use renewable energy to power the Earth.....but save all the fossil fuels to get Bruce Willis on a rocket to destroy these asteroids instead?

Giant astroid zoomed terrifyingly close to the earth and we didn't see it coming!

We need to save those fossil fuels to save the planet!!! =)