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Oh my goodness me!! Hot flippity dang tastic!! You are right. I was being a tad grumpy and had no idea what he was talking about but I bet it was the wet from the snow because it was nightmarish outside!!

Darn! That makes perfect sense! Oopsy hehe!

Certainly the barista (baristo?) could have at least been a bit less neanderthal-ish. By just saying one little lonely word "wet" he caused you to have a quite very bad start to your day and ruined the opportunity for you to enjoy your free coffee!!

He did almost ruin it! I feel amusedly silly now thinking back to how baffled I was and how baffled he must have been!