Dude Abraham and environmental friendly burger

in #life6 years ago

lab-cultured.jpgDude Abraham
has been known for his certain belief in Dudeism. He never doubt about it. And this way is how a dude should be to it’s dudeism. Dude Abraham gotta pass a hard test to come. To prove his firm belief, it was enlightened to him to sacrifice his son, dude Ismael for The Dude. Dude Abraham was troubled by this test and got drunk that night. He drank a bottle of Scotch to think wise. He followed it by drinking beer and became foolish. Without hesitation, in the dawn of morning took dude Ishmael’s hand for a little hike to the mountains. One on the tip of the mountain, he rolled a joint and sat with dude Ismael to enjoy their last high, high on a mountain. He opened up about it to Ismael and tells the story. Dude Ismael tells him you are crazy dude, sacrifice a sheep on my behalf. They bring a sheep to sacrifice. They have their second joint and give a little puff as a last favor to the sheep. Dude sheep start to talk and tells them about the wonder of lab grown meat. Tells them how foolishly they industrialize the meat production and with running out of resources on planet earth, they will sacrifice himself soon. Abraham orders some lab grown meat coming with a drone, they make fire, roll their third joint and grill the burger and eat all together. Even the sheep. And that’s how dudes gotta learn to tolerate eating lab grown meat instead of sacrificing fellow animals so that dudes can live in a more animal/human friendly earth together.

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Amir Sir,
Thanks for your support keep supporting and I will also support you. Have a nice day.

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