Alligators don't want to eat you on purpose...
Dear minions,
Listen, alligators don't want to eat you on purpose. They're just hungry and you look delicious. It sort of happens by accident...
Imagine if you saw a hamburger walking down the sidewalk...
Life is just really confusing for alligators. They don't eat people on purpose.
Not sure what to say 🤔 I think life is more confusing for he who wishes to be friends with an alligator 😉
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I think I understand your point... You're saying a hamburger walking down the street wouldn't try to make friends with me, so why am I bothering with the alligators... But if you think about it, if a hamburger did ask to be friends, I would consider it. I guess it would depend the alligator and how hungry it is...
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