Story of my Life
HOLY FUCK
He desperately wanted me, Kara to have a holy fuck with him....read on.
To those of you who come to me saying "Kara, why did you allow Lecturer Lagbaja influence you? You used to be okay with religious worship but you have now been influenced into....by...."
This is for you...
I vividly remember joining an ultra-holy religious fellowship in Lagos before coming to Delsu.
Their guys' shirts are usually buttoned to the last, only rubber thread allowed on their hair, skirts must be unshaped, a guy and girl must not sit on same bike, no keeping of relationship at all (we were promised our spouses by divine match making), prayer life was fireeee, fasting was radical, rules were draconian, and to crown it all, we were all less than age 23.
Fresh fire right? Okay o
E no tey before them come ask me "sister Kara are you a virgin?"
"No I'm not"
"Ahh! You need deliverance because sex is a spiritual covenant. We will conduct deliverance for you to become free?"
"Ok ooo"
The next vigil night, I was praying jejely like everyone else, when I suddenly felt many hands on my head and bass voices screaming into my ears,
"spirit of dog get out! I say get out! Immorality, fornication, I say get outttttt, nowwwwww, fireeee, dieeeeeeeeee, I commmannnnndddd youuuuuu".♨♨♨
Mehhnnnn the pushing wasn't a joke. My head was beginning to ache and my eyes hurt because of the many spin-aorund. Then I decided to fall down and roll small in order to save my neck from the many many hands giving it holy mini-slaps.😢😢
Hmmm my people, it is rightly said that "every finish line is the beginning of a new race", so that was how my problems escalated.
The new one was now:
"sister Kara fell on the ground and rolled during deliverance, so she has marine spirit plus fornication spirit, so brethren ruuuuuunnnn from her ooo".😳😳
Kkpa Kkpa kkpa they told everyone to steer clear from me, else the spirit of fornication and marine will pass from me to them.
You understand that kind place where all of them are claiming virgins na.
Na so everybody start to avoid me o, see me see wahala o, some of them would even shift if I went close to them. It was that bad, even worse.😓😓
But guess what......
This story is going to be continued Tomorrow