Too funny!! What is so hard about asking the question first? "Would you like a large instead sir? Since its free." My favourite is when you are at a restaurant and you order a water. You heard me right, order a WATER. How gloriously annoying when my WATER comes with a lemon in it. Ohhhh how this frustrates my. I don't like lemon and if I did I would have ordered a water WITH lemon. Just ask the question!!!
Oh don't get me started on the lemon. I am exactly the same with that. I am like, noooo, I don't want Lemony water with those little floaty bits of lemon pith!