MURPHY'S LAW applied to Cunnilingus!

beardedgentleman (44)in #life • 7 years ago

We have already talked about what can go wrong during a fellatio and it seemed right to represent the other half of the sky. Because women are so, gently complicated, but when you make a cunnilingus done well, many complications are resolved magically. I know that Freud is right in the end, it's all a matter of enjoyment. Let's see what Murphy's Law applies to cunnilingus.

If a cunnilingus can go wrong, it will.

SECOND THEOREM OF PITAGORA
The sum of the tongue taps on the feminine triangle catheter is less satisfactory than a clitoral tongue-stroke.

PEACE LEGISLATION
This house is not a hotel, it knocks before you get in.

HANNA ARENDT AXIOM
Making a bad cunnilingus takes a second.

POPPER PHILOSOPHY
Those who practice cunnilingus do not have to confirm their ability, they must falsify that of their predecessors.

PETER THEOREM
Incompetence x incompetence = incompetent.

FIRST LAW OF SCOTT
Any cunnilingus goes bad, it will probably look good for who does it.

PUDDER LAW
Whoever begins, ends up badly.
Those who start badly, end up worse.

NARCISIST APOLOGY
The more a guy is beautiful, and the more he is focused on himself.

THEORY OF THE RELATIONSHIP SINCE EINSTEIN
5 minutes of cunnilingus are never 5 minutes, or are a moment or an eternity.

HORNER POSTULATE
Experience is directly proportional to failures.

MESKIN LAW
If you do not have the time to do it right, you do not even have the time to do it again.

PETER PROGNOSIS
If you spend enough time trying to satisfy her need of an orgasm with a cunnilingus, the need disappears.

MARKOFF DILEMMA
What is not done is always more important than what is done.

DEFINITION OF WEIBERG
Who proclaims expert in cunnilingus is one who avoids all the small mistakes and pointing straight to the catastrophe.

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7 years ago in #life by beardedgentleman (44)

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nantchev (53) 7 years ago

Hey @beardedgentleman , would love to offer to come onto my podcast sometime.

It is all about entrepreneurs; what you are doing, believe in and what difference you are making in the world.

Here is the playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5CpCNPna6p95oJfKPew0N3ZT0k-khdgg

It is audio only over skype. Does this sound of interest to you?

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beardedgentleman (44) 7 years ago

Hello @nantchev :), thanks for the invitation! Can you tell me more about it :)? But sure, I'm interested!

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nantchev (53) 7 years ago

It is a podcast on youtube where I talk to entrepreneurs about what they are doing, what they believe in and what difference they are making in the world.

I am thinking of changing the name from "remarkable entrepreneur podcast", to "Become Remarkable podcast", so it is more in line with the branding of the channel and has a slightly wider appeal.

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