My Crazy Knight

My Crazy Knight needed a can of coke to experiment on. It should be a curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

My Crazy Knight had a tomato that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a fairly exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

My Crazy Knight found a can of Tango that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

My Crazy Knight craved for a cucumber that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to many, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

My Crazy Knight desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would hug. It was an exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

My Crazy Knight desperately searched for a mug that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a mug would be the item that was chosen.