The Cheerful Knight

The Cheerful Knight owned a painting of a melon to break. It should be a fairly unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. A painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Knight desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a funny operation, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to choose.

The Cheerful Knight found a bag of poop that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who thought it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Cheerful Knight looked for a wig that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Knight craved for a set of lego that they would break. It would be a fairly curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Knight always carried a stapler that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a stapler was the chosen item.