Their Gentle Knight

Their Gentle Knight found a rubber johnny that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

Their Gentle Knight needed a bottle of wine that they liked to hug. This could be considered a fairly unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

Their Gentle Knight owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a weird thought, to some, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Their Gentle Knight desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would often throw. It is a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who expected it was awesome. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

Their Gentle Knight desperately wanted a sponge that they would play with. This seems to be a curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a sponge was the chosen thing.

Their Gentle Knight desperately needed a crown that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly curious activity, to many, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a crown being the thing opted for.