A Ugly Knight

A Ugly Knight desperately searched for a helmet that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Knight craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Knight desperately desired a set square that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be an astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Knight always had with them a custard pie that they would smash. It was a fairly bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Knight had a crown that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a crown is the item to opt for.

A Ugly Knight desperately searched for a bat that they would often play with. One might say this is a funny exercise, to you, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item chosen.