My Magical Knight

My Magical Knight desired a cheese grater that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

My Magical Knight always had with them a bottle of wine that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

My Magical Knight always had with them a chocolate bar that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

My Magical Knight always had with them a crown that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was epic. Strangely, a crown of all things.

My Magical Knight desperately searched for a can of coke that they would eat. It should be a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

My Magical Knight always kept a sponge to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly different thought, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a sponge being the item selected.