Her Scary Knight

Her Scary Knight carried a block of cheese that they sometimes throw. It would be a fairly funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

Her Scary Knight desired a wig that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a wig of all things.

Her Scary Knight always had with them a custard pie that they liked to break. One might say this is a fairly exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen item.

Her Scary Knight carried a teapot that they liked to hug. This seems to be an unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot having that done to it

Her Scary Knight needed a helmet that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a fairly new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a helmet would be the item chosen.

Her Scary Knight desperately searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.