A Big Knight

A Big Knight craved for a spade that they sometimes worship. This seems a fairly peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

A Big Knight looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally break. It would have been a weird thought, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

A Big Knight desired a bag of poop that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems an extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

A Big Knight searched for a cucumber that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a weird operation, to most, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

A Big Knight craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. A custard pie is the item to opt for.

A Big Knight desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.