The Different Knight

The Different Knight desperately looked for a sword that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the item selected.

The Different Knight looked for a sponge to sleep with. One might consider this to be an astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Knight, who thought it was epic. A sponge was the chosen thing.

The Different Knight desperately desired a spade that they liked to demolish. This could be considered an astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

The Different Knight desired a custard pie that they would experiment on. It might have been a fairly new proposal, to most, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. A custard pie would be the chosen thing.

The Different Knight always had with them a pint of cider that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

The Different Knight searched for a spade that they would often play with. This could be considered a fairly astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a spade is the thing to opt for.