The Hungry Knight

The Hungry Knight always carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems an unusual operation, to many, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was miraculous. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Hungry Knight looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Knight craved for a sword that they would eat. It might be a fairly new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sword was the thing that was selected.

The Hungry Knight desperately desired a stapler to share. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Hungry Knight desperately searched for a sack of potatoes to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was fun. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Hungry Knight owned a bat that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bat having that done to it