Red Knight

Red Knight searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

Red Knight desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to embrace. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be exciting. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

Red Knight desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been an exciting idea, to some, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

Red Knight desired a bat that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a different operation, to my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a bat is the item to opt for.

Red Knight had a spade that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a fairly new activity, to me, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing to choose.

Red Knight wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes smash. It should be an original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.