A Handsome Knight

A Handsome Knight desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

A Handsome Knight owned a bag of poop that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a different activity, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

A Handsome Knight needed a can of coke that they would worship. This might appear to be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

A Handsome Knight desired a hat that they liked to throw. One might say this is an original operation, to me, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a hat would be the chosen thing.

A Handsome Knight searched for a teapot that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

A Handsome Knight always carried a little monkey that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who thinks it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.