The Depressed Knight

The Depressed Knight desperately looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Knight often carried a rubber chicken that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Knight owned a bottle of wine that they would cuddle. It is a fairly surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be breathtaking. A bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Depressed Knight owned a spade that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Knight desired a mug that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a mug is the thing to select.

The Depressed Knight often carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.