The Jolly King

The Jolly King often carried a bottle of beer that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly King desperately needed a radiator that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a fairly strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the item selected.

The Jolly King owned a bottle of wine that they would often play with. It might be an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who assumed it was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

The Jolly King needed a ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the item chosen.

The Jolly King had a rubber chicken that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be an astonishing idea, to you, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

The Jolly King looked for a little monkey to break. It would be a fairly weird activity, to my dad, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a little monkey being the item opted for.