Her Bum Loving King

Her Bum Loving King looked for a crown that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving King desperately looked for a helmet that they would throw. This is certainly an unusual action, to many, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item to choose.

Her Bum Loving King always had with them a stretchman that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a strange thought, to my mum, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving King wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to break. This might appear to be an astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

Her Bum Loving King desperately searched for a cup that they liked to drop. It should be a different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving King always had with them a bag of poop that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.