Eccentric King

Eccentric King looked for a pint of cider that they liked to worship. This seems a different approach to life, to many, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Eccentric King often carried a bottle of coke that they would drop. It was considered to be a fairly original thought, to my grandma, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was sublime. A bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Eccentric King always carried a CD player that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A CD player would be the chosen thing.

Eccentric King desperately desired a can of Tango that they would sleep with. This could be considered a fairly surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

Eccentric King always had with them a crown to share. It should have been an astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

Eccentric King always kept a can of coke that they would occasionally break. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the thing selected.