Her Exciting King

Her Exciting King always had with them a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly odd undertaking, to many, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the item selected.

Her Exciting King needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

Her Exciting King desperately needed a can of Tango that they would embrace. It would be an extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the King, who feels it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

Her Exciting King carried a rubber chicken that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a different exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. A rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Her Exciting King often carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Exciting King desperately wanted a bag of poop to eat. One might say this is an extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. A bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.