A Depressed King

A Depressed King needed a custard pie to embrace. It should be a weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a custard pie having that done to it

A Depressed King owned a block of cheese that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a fairly strange action, to my children, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was fun. Strangely, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

A Depressed King desperately wanted a rubber johnny to smash. It was a strange activity, to me, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

A Depressed King always had with them a stretchman that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be an astonishing activity, to some, but not to the King, who thinks it would be exciting. Remarkably, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

A Depressed King desperately wanted a spade that they would often drop. This seems a bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A spade being the item selected.

A Depressed King often carried a mug that they sometimes experiment on. This seems a different action, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing to choose.