His Bewildered King

His Bewildered King wanted a rubber chicken that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

His Bewildered King often carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thought it would be epic. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

His Bewildered King owned a bottle of coke that they liked to eat. This is certainly a fairly funny thought, to you and me, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

His Bewildered King wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

His Bewildered King desperately desired a mug that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. A mug being the chosen item.

His Bewildered King desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.