His Square King

His Square King owned a wig that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an astonishing thought, to some, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a wig is the thing to opt for.

His Square King desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who expected it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

His Square King often carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly original action, to most, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

His Square King wanted a teapot that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thought it would be fun. Strangely, a teapot having that done to it

His Square King always had with them a sword that they would sometimes worship. It was a bizarre action, to many, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a sword is the thing to choose.

His Square King needed a bag of flour that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the King, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the chosen item.