The Purple King

The Purple King owned a cucumber that they sometimes play with. It might be a weird thought, to you, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

The Purple King searched for a bat that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a bat is the thing to opt for.

The Purple King needed a hat to rub on his belly. It might have been an astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

The Purple King carried a pint of beer that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is an astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

The Purple King looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be an extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Purple King desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. A bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.