Their Nervous King

Their Nervous King carried a cucumber that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a new action, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the thing selected.

Their Nervous King desperately wanted a bat that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a strange suggestion, to me, but not to the King, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item that was selected.

Their Nervous King desperately wanted a radiator that they would often drop. It is a different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a radiator is the item to choose.

Their Nervous King always carried a rubber chicken that they would demolish. This seems a weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

Their Nervous King needed a mug that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered an unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to choose.

Their Nervous King wanted a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. It was a surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen item.