The Ugly King

The Ugly King owned a ball that they would hug. This seems a strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a ball would be the item that was selected.

The Ugly King carried a cucumber that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly different operation, to my mum, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly King desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a surprising operation, to you, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly King often carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes demolish. It was a surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

The Ugly King searched for a custard pie that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a strange exercise, to many, but not to the King, who assumed it would be exciting. Honestly, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

The Ugly King desperately craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly strange activity, to my children, but not to the King, who thought it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to select.